why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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