He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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