Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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