Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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