He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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