Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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