Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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