After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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