I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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