I hate your face
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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