thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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