i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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