So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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