Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
nutella sex= disaster
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
