He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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