i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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