I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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