I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
there is glitter all over my balls
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