Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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