ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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