where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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