Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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