guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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