I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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