i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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