And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Randomize
