You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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