Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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