just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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