The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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