I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
