butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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