shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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