is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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