I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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