my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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