32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Randomize
