the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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