he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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