If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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