Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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