I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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