Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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