the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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