Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
