is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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