So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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