If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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