party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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