Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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