No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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