Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

I must be too annoying 4 u.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.

(970): View more from Colorado

I'm that good.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.

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(616): View more from Michigan

She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross

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(509): View more from Washington

Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college

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