Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(786): View more from Florida

You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.

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(574): View more from Indiana

Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.

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(757): View more from Virginia

just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life

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(256): View more from Alabama

In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.

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(518): View more from New York

We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo

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(813): View more from Florida

I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.

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