Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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