I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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