Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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